I love my cats... they keep me in check! Esp Missy...Dam Bitch!

So yesterday I was lying on the living room floor talking story with my parents about something and my mom made a comment that made me have the giggles and yes I am one of those really loud laughers and in general I'm a loud person who talks too loud and wasn't born with a volume button (my mom wishes she installed one in me before bringing me home from the hospital) And one of my "bitch" cats, Missy, came charging at me and bit my face!!! Aparently growing up in this house with my cats they have finally decided to find a way to shut me up instead of dealing with my loudness to themselves. JUST to test it, when she walked away and sat a few feet away from me I started to purposely laugh out loud again and BOOM here she comes charging at me but this time snatched the top of my hair (which was up in a ponytail) and with one paw pushed against my face and pulled with her teeth as if we were really in a chic bar fight!! My hair was all tore up and mangled! As she once again walked away I had to see if she would do it again... I proceeded to laugh... BOOM without even a slight notice before I knew it she's pulling the living daylights out of my ear but this time it wasn't funny because it hurt like hell. I'll keep the volume down... Lesson learned missy... you dam bitch!!

Not so cute and innocent as she appears!!!